Dumb(o)y(s) & Poki

     Having begun their term in the service of “Miss Poki” (their nickname for San’s cat), the Misters were caught remarking on the Pokester’s amazing powers of deduction:
     You can’t even get the key in de door and she start up her sassy-talk.
     Before! Before you get the key in de door – when you have the key out and am aiming for the door –  
     Because he can see the key coming toward the lock, yo.
     He can’t see – but he can smell the key.
     No – he smells your smelly human smell all clogging up the entryway, all claustrophobical and collecting up in the corners and--
     It’s the sound. It’s not the smell.
     Well. Which is bigger – a cat’s nose or his ears?
     Ears is biggah--
     But the nose is set out way in front – that pride of place means that size don’t matter.
                                                                     Location, location, location -- no’m sayin?